| "Yo Al! How the eff are ya!" |
| Human with 1 for 1 trading. Your age category is Old (-1, -1, -2, +0, +2, +1, +8 NonWpns) |
| Knows Warrior, Arthur Novak, Gunnery Sargeant Hartman, Elvis Presley, and Johnny Cash spells. |
| Level 1: Affordable Labor: You can be an ally's hireling. Your cost/day is half what a normal carpenter would be for your equivalent DL. You get paid at the start of each day. This doesn't actually cost the ally any gp. |
| Level 2:The King's Things: 1F, 1/reset: Gain 1 piece of random Elvis Presley memorbilia as a gift. It is a DL=LVL magic item with an ability relevant to the memorbilia. |
| Level 3: Cheap Contracting: N P actions, an ally spends N*100gp, 1/reset: Build a size category N item or structure out of a SN=N material (common or unusual). Max N=LVL |
| Arthur Novak Spells: |
| In Days of Old and Nights of Cold (SL=N): One target gains a protective rubber bubble (pro disease, DR 10*N/+N, and +N A actions) |
| Yo [ally's name]!, How the Eff are Ya! (SL=1): 1bV: Blink to an ally's group |
| You Effing [plural race]! Always Plotting Against Me! (SL=2): 1bV: Autotaunt one race type in the room |
| No Letter Today (SL=3): 1bM: Counter a spell/psi/innate with verbal components |
| You Still Living in the Same House You Were Thrown Outa (SL=4): 1bM: Capital E Escape to your home. Next segment you teleport back to current spot |
| Your [parent] Had any Children that Lived (SL=5): All nonboss targets in a group with a Boss are slain except for one and the Boss (PPD save) |
| Yo [ally's name]!, Get me my Effing [weapon] (SL=6): An ally may use 1bV to summon your weapon to your hand. That weapon gains the weapon flag Effing (+[x1] dmg per attack stacking with each attack) |
| Lookit the Leave [ally's name] (SL=7): As long as an ally in your group has attacked this segment, all enemies attacks in your group "fall short/infinitely distant" |
| I Shoot a Hundred Games a Night (SL=8): Eject all targets from your group each to a different group. Up to 100 groups get regrouped this way |
| The Only Thing You'll Beat is Your [rhymes with meat] on a [rhymes with toilet seat] (SL=9): You and your allies are immune Slain and Capital S Slain this reset. Your enemies can't attack you |
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